Brent Is Cool

Conversation Between a Crazy Borders...

Crazy Borders Lady: Do you have a Borders Rewards Card?
Me: Yeah
Crazy Borders Lady: Good. If you didn't, I would've uh...would've uh...beat you to a pulp.
Me: Oh
Crazy Borders Lady: Well I have a cat and whenever he does something bad I say "I'm going to beat your ass," so I didn't want to say that.
Me: Oh

Pepperdine Sucks

Pepperdine’s athletic teams are known as the Waves, so Pepperdine has designed the weirdest...